PAPAYA!!!!!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, or should I say... Gentle papayas and lady papayas? I'm the King Papaya. My citizens, the Papayeople, are in need of help. I, as the greatest king of the Fruit Lands, decided to hide from all my problems inside my fancy castle and play videogames all the time. Well... Just so you know, the Combine came to the Fruit Lands, and in less than 10 seconds, they took over the world. Apparently, I've been assigned to be representative and administrator of the Fruit Lands... (I thought the Combine were a baseball team, that's why I helped them!) As the representative of the Fruit Lands, today I thought I should answer to some questions my fellow citizens asked me... "Dear HappyPapaya, I am a Concerned Papayerson. I had many questions and I hoped you could answer them all. Was it really necessary to sterilize our seeds?" Well, of course! The Combine knows the best for us, that's why they sterilize the evil seeds inside our bodies! Uhm... Oh, those are a few non-patriotic questions I wouldn't like to answer... Ehem... Next! "Today, Fruit Protection kicked me in the seeds. What should I do about it?" Take alcohol and drugs. "Hello, King Papaya. I am a great fan of yours and wanted to say you are one of the most handsome fruits I've ever seen in my life. Would you marry me?" Yes, my dear... I will marry you... Oh wait, that's part of my fan-fiction... Sorry... Oh, here is the other question. "Hello, dude. I was walking through the streets of Fruit Lands and I saw some pretty nice papayas. Sadly, I cannot angle my dangle, do you what I mean?" Well, my dear citizen, I'm sorry to hear that you cannot angle your dangle. If you want to angle your good ol' dangle, just drink some of my Papaya Juice the Combine sells! Well, those were the questions for today...
Also, I had a personal question... I would like you, my trustworthy citizens, to answer to my question... Are potatoes cheese or unicorns? I love cheese, but I also love unicorns. I mean, there are a lot of things you can do with cheese... For example, there are about a million ways to use cheese, and these are a few of them: Eat it, talk with it, kiss it, look at it, love it, eat it, drink it, do some questionable actions with or to it, and much more...

Well, here´s my Cafe.
Plate1:
Coocked pig orange juice A clean seeal for some reason and a pie.
Plate2:
A vault of borderlands. liquid cheese and a dinosaur.
Plate3:
Sugar and coffee.

PAPAYA!!!