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Weird sonar sound is coming from someone in discord while trying to retake b site.. DADDY: what the f*ck, who trying to look for Titanic!?
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Fred and Brainless trying to clutch the last round 13-15 brainless sits forklift and fred on site, angry russian blasts the russian constitution song in voice chat.. FRED(in a quiet, confused and scared voice: SIV what the hell is going on? (We won to that song!)
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Team: lets push A!!!
Karve says: oh ok i can do that i have a kid, im good at pushing!

Brainless: omfg why is his aim at the floor?
Karve: cause he has footfetish

Brainless: invites karve to play
karve takes to long so i start a game
2 seconds in to the game karve replyes: sorry i was busey i was trying to stand on my hands, i send you a movie.
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Brainless is not on cs for almost 2 weeks, karve is playing alone..

karve texting: YOU NEED TO COME HOME, OMFG I ONLY GET TEAMMATES THAT CAN'T HEAR THAT IT IS ELEPHANTS COMING!!

Brainless: oh I feel bad for you

Karve: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WRITE LOUDER!!

Brainless: OH SORRY, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

Karve: BARELY!!!!

Brainless: I CAN'T WRITE ANY LOUDER!!
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Fred and Brainless is playing premier
winning 10-3, then fred goes quiet and afk

Brainless: Fred are you there?

Fred: sorry i had to go to the doctor quick...

Brainless: WHAT? did your pp fall off?

Fred: starts typing....

WE LOST THAT GAME..

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Siv: Why do all british people sound so posh?

Fred: you are allready having a mission to concure all of Europe with your pus**y

Scorpion King comes in: ofc she wanted to concure Europe because she is germany now

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Brainless: oh i got a zues!!!

Karve: did you get a suss? (kiss in norwegian)

Brainless: no i got a ZUES!!

Karve: WHAT you got a svulst? (tumour in norwegian)

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Karve: oh i can hold ctrl when i drop a weapon

Brainless: oooh thats good to know

Karve: yes it's just like peeing in a straight line

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Karve: How do you think it is like to have downs in russia?

Brainless: i don't know

Karve: do you think they have a good care system for them there?
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Early morning, first game

Karve: i want a bikini..

Brainless: get a gold one

Karve: starts reading facts why bikini is called bikini....

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Fred: i am going to make my self pregnant

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Brainless says to fred: do you have some girl friends? we need to be scorpion kings wingmans!

Fred: they have all gone to bed!

Brainless : wtf how old are your girlfriends like 9?

Scorpion King: he likes them young!

brainless was thinking: what is worse to be your boyfriends wingman or that fred is pedo?

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scorpion king: you'r D is smelling like fish right now

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Brainless: he sounded a bit g*y

Fred: you know what? I would be gay for you if you where a guy

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Fred: Siv is not fat she just have huge boobs
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Scorpion King: You are smarter than me and Fred