im am tell my life storry now here. once i was born in this country of cold. verry cold. cold is cold 30 selsius. over here i grow did up and go to kindergarten and do sleep and eat. they i go school and learn things. i found cod4 and went rampage. then random muslim somali came in to elevaor and he smelledi like jaffa greippi. next time i woke up i was in somali pirate ship kidnapped by this rly muscular black nekker this nekker try buzakala wambaa harambe was alive zimbawe then i tell him to faak off. he inserts his USB-kokkeli adapted to my charger. felt rly weird to have 30 centimeetteri braatwursti in my persehole. now i here playing csgo go global. this my life story.