Willinor is actually a T H O T

After a good game in CS;go, i added her because she seemed like a cool girl. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great matches in CS:go
and then some other games but most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a LAN party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, She pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched her and then pushed her away. Turns out she was a trans. Don't trust this person!

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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Why you think im a hacker @Ares