BURN THE JUICE

Here in my garage, just bought this new lamborghini. Its pretty gay ya know. But u know what I like better than this ♥♥♥♥ bag? Fettucini Alfredo. I'm alot more proud of these shelves full of fettucini alfredo than this lamborghini. Here I have 2000 boxes of instant fettucini alfredo. I eat one a day. Each day, I lose money. I saved used up the last of my money to buy more alfredo. Each day I get closer to diabetes. Each day, I gain 1 pound of weight.