When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
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Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.
-- The Mad Dogtender
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Phone call for chucky-pooh.
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Brian: She's a whiney little runt isn't she? [Lois gasps]
Brian: I said runt.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Even the Chinese are against me.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
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The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Life. Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android
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[the Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie is being waited on]
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