Oneshot
John Kim
Xizang, China
Currently Offline
sardin 9 Apr @ 3:25pm 
After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
SEABOZA 9 Apr @ 10:44am 
one shot is exactly what i did to you, your team mates are very soft and got sad when i asked if they had mics.
gas station boner pill 8 Apr @ 8:46pm 
Imagine running Mosin Spitzer and getting your a$$ clapped down LOL you guys suck even WITH the handicap 0 IQ gun + ammo combo. Back to aimlabs lil bro.
Hunt has a D.M.A. Problem 7 Apr @ 3:04pm 
DMA Trash, Bet the guy that made your DMA's name is RyanA. Nice Github Profile. interesting subscriptions?
SeizurePa††y 4 Apr @ 8:49am 
lmao you are an idiot
poison123 31 Mar @ 2:13pm 
♥♥♥♥ you, you lag abusing cheating ♥♥♥♥