Jaqiqi 最近的评测

Cookie clicker but with girls. Don't really like cookie clicker and the only reason I played for as long as I did is because me and a friend were racing each other through the game until i realized this is a rebirth hell with no end.

If you are down bad then ye it could be a good game, you COULD just look at porn tho. Or play a better porn game at least like jeez.

Got all the combos: Didn't kill the cow, killed the cow, and killed the cow after my wife died. Also found a speedrun tech to "run" in the game. (You click the side of the screen you want to run while holding that direction key)
My times are:
Cowlife run- 2:03.76
Nolife run- 1:48.05
Wifelife run- 11.29
Another tip I found while doing the speedruns is, grabbing the hay and the poo is a pointless time loss, so don't go for those if you're trying to get on the leaderboards.
Overall a 10/10 game.

Solid game from console as a kid, to PC as an adult. It never gets old and I'm glad to have it in my life. I wonder if they'll make a Left 4 dead 3, that would be neat!

Fun game, like smash bros but I'd say better because of the workshop. The workshop adds pretty much any character you can think of and I love it. I'm working on one of my own characters right now in fact and I'm enjoying the progress I'm making on it.