Hi, you have reached the answering machine of Legacy. Sorry, I didn't pick up the phone, I didn't want to talk to you, so here's some options to choose from if you're here to complain.
Press #1 for: an apology for the flashlight blind.
Press #2 for: A thank you for the tunnel.
Press #3 for: an apology for the "tunnel".
Or alternatively, hang up and try again.
*Any and all responses are entirely genuine, I promise*