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✯Before Dawnㄨ 11. Juli 2020 um 4:08 
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Aila 20. Nov. 2019 um 1:31 
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-- Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"

Fortune updates the great quotes: #53.
Candy is dandy; but liquor is quicker,
and sex won't rot your teeth.

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Dijkstra probably hates me
(Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)
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Life is cheap, but the accessories can kill you.
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Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
-- Josh Billings
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Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?
-- Pink Floyd
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QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

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If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner

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The more things change, the more they stay insane.
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Zoom Zoom 18. Juli 2017 um 7:34 
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the dirty man 28. Juni 2017 um 15:31 
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