>Be me
>Want to play Helldivers 2
>Have to make a psn account.
>Resist
>Resist
>Resist
>Gives in and makes psn account.
>One day later my full name and address gets leaked to every website on the internet.
>Sony brings back previously defunct websites just so they can leak my info on them.
>Addresses to houses that I won't even move into for another two decades get leaked.
>Sony posts my entire fetish list under my name to linkedin.
>Die
>Go to hell
>No Satan because his sony account got leaked and was killed by the archangel Gabriel.
>Sony leaks my address as hell also.
>Archangel Gabriel kills me too.
>Die.
>Go to super hell.
>I'm in the Sony offices.

>Be me a few days later
>Like a dove the Helldivers devs descend from Heaven to forgive me the sins of my PSN account and make me blameless in the eyes of Joel.
>I open the game and kill a bug
>Edging session immediately ruined.
>Good ending

>Be me >Want to play Helldivers 2 >Have to make a psn account. >Resist >Resist >Resist >Gives in and makes psn account. >One day later my full name and address gets leaked to every website on the internet. >Sony brings back previously defunct websites just so they can leak my info on them. >Addresses to houses that I won't even move into for another two decades get leaked. >Sony posts my entire fetish list under my name to linkedin. >Die >Go to hell >No Satan because his sony account got leaked and was killed by the archangel Gabriel. >Sony leaks my address as hell also. >Archangel Gabriel kills me too. >Die. >Go to super hell. >I'm in the Sony offices. >Be me a few days later >Like a dove the Helldivers devs descend from Heaven to forgive me the sins of my PSN account and make me blameless in the eyes of Joel. >I open the game and kill a bug >Edging session immediately ruined. >Good ending