MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas Santa’s about to slide down your hot hot chimney tonight. So lick those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra big North Pole, and make sure your cookie is yummy enough for Santa to eat! But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candyCOCK=D?? Send this to of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves If you get back, youre on the naughty list this year! If you get back you better be ready for Santa’s hot CUMlate☕️ If you get back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! Hope you get to blow lots of XXXmas ♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas CUMMIES HAVE A SLUTTY DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!!

ur mother snorted 4 lines of crack cocaine to try to abort ur ass but instead u came out mentally challenged

ur mother snorted 4 lines of crack cocaine to try to abort ur ass but instead u came out mentally challenged

ur mother snorted 4 lines of crack cocaine to try to abort ur ass but instead u came out mentally challenged

im pregnant and i want my child to be skinny so i fingered my vagina till the bbay started puking so it can be anorexic

im pregnant and i want my child to be skinny so i fingered my vagina till the bbay started puking so it can be anorexic