Professor: Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.
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God is dead and I don't feel all too well either....
-- Ralph Moonen
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Must I hold a candle to my shames?
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop
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From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
-- F. Kafka
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There are *no* inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however,
there are alternate pasts.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune.
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"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry."
-- a Larson cartoon
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