Hey man, I lost my job at the gas place so now I just feel like making all my problems yours. I should be starting at the the pool company soon since some dumb ass keeps not cleaning his pool. Also have not gotten any message about your cute neighbor, i'm desperate. Anyways probably gonna keep making all my problems yours and also ♥♥♥♥ you for getting me fired but we still cool LOL. p.s. Larry, please keep your femboy son indoors, he scares me.

Hey, it is me, Jimmy, here again, I want to follow up with you Larry what u said about that pool of yours well that couldn't be ANY MORE WRONG that pool is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GREEN i see no blue waters last night I saw an alligator crawl into that invested smelly pool of yours I also want to mention your "femboy son Vinny" well that was the best sex I've ever had in my life that boy knows his stuff tell Vinny to give me a call. Now you Jerry I have a big problem with you cause I lived on this block before there was a Homeowners Association President now having this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ isn't acceptable I WILL NOT be paying the fee ♥♥♥♥♥! YOU CAN TALK TO MY LAWYER'S P.S. Larry this tiktalk lingo isn't good for you crusty old man

larry signing on again, didn't think it would have been so soon but as the human equivalent of the dmv has arrived i have to get this out ASAP. jerry you must be really colorblind or some ♥♥♥♥ On God because my pool is as blue as the beautiful bright sky in madagascar. if you think im just going to sit back when the Opposition is sending false flags at me, You Are Wrong. for jimmy and the gas guy be careful when you sleep in the same bed together at night you might be a BIG surprise Rolling On the Floor Laughing. P.S. my grandson has been showing off his new TikTalk lingo to me and i really enjoy it

Hello everyone, this is the Homeowners Association President Jerry here, I just wanted to follow up on all the concerns regarding pool, gas, and other minor inconveniences happening on the block. Larry, your pool is consistently dirty, I have received numerous calls regarding the awful smell coming from your own dirty ass pool, maybe fix your own problems before complaining about others. And Jimmy, you don’t even pay your Homeowners Association fee, so you should feel lucky that I even listen to your requests, please send your HOA payment immediately, or the next gas bill will be going to your home. Regarding you, your house seems to be fine after the gas leak, but I’m going to have to call that cute gas leak guy, I heard he has a twin that cleans mold off houses, thank you for being a paying HOA member (unlike Jimmy).

hey man, it's the gas guy. Wanted to check up and see when you wanted to make another appointment for that rusty ass piece of garbage you call a heater. I will be sending a bill to your address for the work, by the way your neighbor looked kinda cute if you could give me his number I would really appreciate it. p.s. ♥♥♥♥ you Larry i'm 38

hey, it's larry again i just saw some mold growing on your side door and to be honest im getting sick and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of having to report your horrific house problems to you, since your property produces nothing besides disgusting smells and scenery. P.S. jimmy that gas company "dude" is a 40 yr old hairy bald guy that reeks of pinto beans and rotten cheese, also you didn't ♥♥♥♥ my wife, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my femboy son vinny Laughing Out Loud