My life is at an all-time high. Not only am I an AP language arts teacher at some highschool, but I'm also (get this...) a varsity soccer coach with a wife that can run the 3 mile. Don't tell her , but I'm having an affair with one of my soccer players, Logan. Let's see uhhh... I have two daughters that play minecraft and a dog named Boody. I go to the weightroom almost everyday, however if you look here you can tell that I just got surgey on my shoulder, so I can't lift as much. My fellow coach and friend, Ian, drinks starbucks coffee every waking moment of his existence. And yeah, that's the story of my life.