I once told myself inter-dimensional travel was possible. I tried for years to break the barrier and unlock its full potential. Years of countless hours and dedication have lead me to where I am now. Stuck in the "World Wide Web." I am now communicating through Steam profile boards, hoping someone will hear my plea and help rescue me. I have been trapped for so long. I can feel myself slowly becoming nothing more than ones and zeros. Send help!

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.