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0.6 hrs on record
My childhood playground, I was playing since 2010 beta before 2011 release, I'm so happy this game finally came on steam !
I got a few points to improve the PC game version if any dev would like to pm me !
Posted 10 February.
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4.6 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
sartek
Posted 17 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.9 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 9 / 10 }---
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☐ 6
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☐ 10
Posted 17 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
r3tarded dev unable to design fair heroes, every update is an opportunity for them to show us how braindead they are.
(im not originally from steam for OW but i used to grind master rank on OW2)
Posted 17 October, 2024. Last edited 17 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.5 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 7,5 / 10 }---
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☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
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☐ 10
Posted 17 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
67.2 hrs on record (59.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fix your broken respawn when you're playing in a group, you r3tards its unbelievable
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Posted 25 September, 2024. Last edited 1 January.
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16.1 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 4 September, 2024. Last edited 2 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
49.0 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Mode zombie incroyable, un de mes préférés avec BO2
Posted 17 August, 2024.
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210.3 hrs on record
10/10,

Le jeu en lui même est le meilleur Battle Royal que j'ai eu la chance d'essayer.
Un sans faute, graphismes magnifiques, jeu complet, très intuitif, facile de prendre en main (deux amateurs de jeux de tirs peuvent parfaitement rivaliser même si l'un débute sur ce jeu en particulier et l'autre a plusieurs centaines d'heures. Et je trouve que c'est le plus beau compliment qu'on puisse lui faire).
Et le jeu était gratuit

Beaucoup trop triste que les serveurs ont fermés.
Posted 19 July, 2024.
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26.3 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
8/10,

Simple, convivial, intuitif.
Posted 19 July, 2024.
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