Luci
Satan
Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
People I'm better than
1. Yuya
2. Zini
3. Flurshed
4. Everyone else

Ps. Especially Gmoney


[Hook]
Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this ♥♥♥♥♥
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because...

[Hook]
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

[Verse 1 - Jon Lajoie]
Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

[Hook]
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

[Verse 2 - Jon Lajoie]
If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
Cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist

Listen
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of ♥♥♥♥
The Albert Einstein of ♥♥♥♥
I'm The Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right
My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
.....They're really good

[Hook]
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

[Verse 3 - Jon Lajoie]
I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...
But it's probably around 7....thousand

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, ♥♥♥♥♥

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sisters vaginas
View more info
People I'm better than
1. Yuya
2. Zini
3. Flurshed
4. Everyone else

Ps. Especially Gmoney


[Hook]
Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this ♥♥♥♥♥
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because...

[Hook]
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

[Verse 1 - Jon Lajoie]
Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

[Hook]
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

[Verse 2 - Jon Lajoie]
If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
Cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist

Listen
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of ♥♥♥♥
The Albert Einstein of ♥♥♥♥
I'm The Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right
My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
.....They're really good

[Hook]
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

[Verse 3 - Jon Lajoie]
I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...
But it's probably around 7....thousand

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, ♥♥♥♥♥

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sisters vaginas
View more info
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chelsea 14 May, 2023 @ 1:28am 
-rep the worst player ive seen in years
THE GNAW ^: 21 Dec, 2020 @ 12:22pm 
-rep the worst player ive seen in years
GG 16 Jun, 2020 @ 10:30am 
-rep kicked me on the last round even tho i was carrying the team
mo 21 Jun, 2018 @ 10:23pm 
+rep brought entertainment to a doomed match
yuya 12 Apr, 2017 @ 2:20pm 
Signed by Yung_Yuya Thanks for the 12K donation buddy I really appreciate it! Unfortunately I will not, "Suck [your] toes and call [you] papi," regardless of how much you donate. Thanks anyway and welcome to the Ying Yang Yuya Warriors :)
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