"Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer ...is a gun. And if that don't work ...use more gun." - Engineer