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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+++rep : Met this man in a small town and we are good friends. He moved when we were younger and we still keep in touch really well. Sometimes we like to go on Chaturbate together when we are on call. ♥♥♥♥ is fun, if you ever need a good friend and pickle spanking buddy he is you're guy. He is also very single so give him some love and hit him up. But all seriousness this man is a good friend and can keep a person laughing even if he doesn't mean it. Love you buddy lmao.

-rep Met this guy at walmart and we got chatting when I saw he was looking at the gun section he seemed like a great guy, I then asked if he played pubg and rust and he said yeah, so I got his steam name and we started playing, we won many games together and overall a great guy very positive, after a while we met up round his house and after 3 beers he asked if I wanted to see his "guns" I said "sure man" then he said "I'll be right back" I was waiting for about 15 mins and he came back butt naked and had his micro♥♥♥♥♥♥♥out all erect and lubed up... I never ran so fast in my life! If you see a guy at walmart with blue jeans, cowboy boots, jean jacket, cowboy hat, beer belly, and around 5'5ft has a distinctive smell of cheese, fish and rubber, like the kind they use to make sex toys thats him. DO NOT MEET THIS GUY

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