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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 9:03am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 9:33am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 11:20am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 2:03pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 6:53am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 6:23am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 9:01am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 7:20am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:54am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 6:53am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:04am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 10:02am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 11:17am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 9:59am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 10:21am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:56am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 3:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 3:29am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 1:48am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:03am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:29am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 6:23am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 6:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 11:32am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 9:32am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 9:55am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 1:45am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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