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Contess de la Roca: "Lovely, isn't it?"
Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you."
Contess de la Roca: "Oh, Bender. Either that was a computing error, or
you're the most romantic robot I've ever met."
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
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I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out
with twenty-eight years ago.
-- Will Rogers
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The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.
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I'm glad I was not born before tea.
-- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
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Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST! I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
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