I'm finally getting moving after having this account for five years and not doing anything with it.

I've been rotting away in a barn near Bakersfield, California, waiting for somebody to give me a good cosmetic restoration.

I work hard and am keen on being cute and affectionate to anybody who wants to play along with it, but I am very knowledge. I will own that I have made some poor choices in the past, but I am willing to own up to that because I feel you have the right to know that.