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Recent reviews by Crazed Dutchman

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0.7 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
The Engine is love. The Engine is life. We all serve the Engine and in return, the Engine serves us.

Come brother, serve the Engine so it will love you too. And maybe, one day, we'll be free
Posted 5 August, 2023. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.7 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This isn't roblox, how did I get here?
Posted 20 July, 2023.
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18.3 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't know what I am doing.
I don't know where this game takes place.

All i know is that i must KILL
Posted 23 December, 2020.
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35.2 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
This game drives you into a spiral of memes, first you research what strategies are best to use with certain loadouts and abilities, and you start to master cooldown-management. Then you want to do something else and run a wingman, soon the wingman turns into the kraber, and oh that ion/northstar you have been running? Ultimately you go full on meme with grenade launcher, papa scorch and the like. Grappling like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monke across the map no scoping people from across the map.

This game is best not taken seriously, and please, dont camp.
Posted 23 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
60.1 hrs on record (26.3 hrs at review time)
Apex legends is a uhhh fun game. However, it does have lootboxes and microtransactions in it. So if you take that into consideration, then stay clear of this game.
If you don't care about it, yea pick this game up, its fun.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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0.1 hrs on record
Instructions unclear, took it seriously.
Posted 12 October, 2020.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
2 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record
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Posted 1 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
192.2 hrs on record (162.8 hrs at review time)
All you had to do, was to work on post-launch content. Then, the sky would have been the limit.


But nooo, you had to work on JC3, and then left Mad max fer dead.
Posted 10 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
213.2 hrs on record (184.7 hrs at review time)
Nothing more than positives for this game. this scratched an itch I didn't know i had.
Posted 26 June, 2020. Last edited 26 June, 2020.
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35.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
I played this game originally on mobile, which was fun albeit limited. What this game is being held back for what it actually is, a mobile game. But hey, they are going to update this game instead of making among us 2, so we will definitely see improvement.

Posted 26 June, 2020. Last edited 11 October, 2020.
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