+rep versed this absolute demogorgon god yesterday as a survivor. And I have never seen someone utilize his portals like he has. he placed a portal near a gen I almost finished when he suddenly opened the multiverse. Then the game was a lost cause after Thanos used the reality stone to set my alarm to go off every 5 minutes. I tried counter him by getting the seven dwarfs to set up a shoarma shop inside shack. but when Scarlett Witch appeared and started to floss with Justin Bieber, all the generators suddenly exploded and formed one supergenerator making the pancake king nervous as he started to eat all of the hex totems.

Having El Professor on my team as a survivor is like having a personal cheerleader who’s also accidentally sabotaging the game. It’s almost impressive how he manages to trip over every obstacle and mess up every skill check. Watching him fumble around is like watching a horror movie where the survivors just keep running in circles. If there were an award for most creative ways to get downed or missed skill checks, he’d be taking home the trophy. It’s not so much about surviving the killer as it is about surviving his help.

+rep el professor the goaat

+rep came ready with immense pressure

+rep

Imagine getting ur schlong slurped next to the local roasted chicken restaurant in your honda civiv on the parking lot and the girl suddenly bites a big chunk out of ur schlong. Thats how this guy plays dbd. I would rather eat my own drippin defacation then ever play a single game with your ass again.

+rep good killer