@antwon5535 just because I was singing the super smash bros theme song doesn't mean i'm a bad guy.

Why pizza is a child molestor

I saw him touching kids behind a dumpster while also singing the super smash bros theme song.

Why Pizza is not a child molester

How would you feel if someone accused you of being a child molester? Your whole life would be in shambles, your family split apart, and people’s lives ruined. You would live with the pain of being called a child molester for years even though you have done nothing wrong. I am not a child molester due to sources: trust me bro, arguments from my best pal zombiedog, and confessions from the witnesses.

I am not a child molester due to sources: trust me bro. I have researched this topic for countless hours and I can confidently say that Pizza (Chris) is not a child molester. What is my source you may ask? Trust me bro. Please have faith in me and trust me.
I am not a child molester due to arguments from my best pal zombiedog. In a statement by sir zombiedog, he says “I’ve known Pizza for a very long time, and I believe he wouldn't do such a thing, and I will defend my friend.” According to this statement, zombiedog is willing to risk his career in order to defend his buddy Pizza. He would never do this if I was actually a child molester, so he must know that I am not.

In conclusion, I am not a child molester. I would never like to be a child molester. You have heard evidence from zombiedog, and the witness Skybones. And you have heard of the valuable source of “Trust Me”.


SOURCES: Pizza, Not Pizza P. “Bababooey.” How Pizza Is Not a Child Molester - a Thread, Bacon, 20 Apr. 6969, 420, www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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