Murplekitters

+rep get League of Legends

+rep get league of legends

white child

Me: I'm going to buy a car today
Me: I'm looking for Harry- Harryyyy
Harry: That's me
Me: I'm looking to buy a fine automobile from him
Harry: I just don't trust anybody like that
Me: You have a friendly car, one that talks?
Harry: I don't trust something like that
Me: I'm ready to buy right now
Harry: Open that button
Me: I will not buy if you want me to get naked, I don't feel like that's appropriate
Harry: I'm not saying naked
Me: You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay
Harry: I don't trust like that, open that button
Me: Do you have any skittles?