“I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.”

CO-Owning Paddy's Pub, most famously known for its past time as a "gay bar" and a landmark for the Revolutionary War. I also am the HEAD of security at Paddy's, thanks to my badass training and karate skills. If you are looking to buy real estate, great! Me and my partner, Hugh Honey (Dennis Reynolds), run the infamously, resounding firm, "Honey and Vinegar Real Estate."