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💄 * 💚 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🥞 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 👔 * 📗 * 💙 * 🌸 * 🥞
ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
ㅤ* I once went to a Doctor Who restaurant. For starters I had Dalek bread.
ㅤ* Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Moo!"
The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that!".
🎫 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 🍖 * 🐳 * 🐛 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 💃 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🚕 * 🚗 * 🌏 * 🎄
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
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