Hi guys. If you’re on twitter you might have seen some rumours being spread about me. I never thought I’d see the day where these allegations came to light, but I’m ready to address it. Everything you’ve heard is 100% true. I have a massive co ck. It all started in high school when we were changing after gym class and one of my classmates caught a glimpse of my flaccid 8 inch co ck, and everyone started calling me horse co ck. It spread to the girls, where they would also harass me, calling me horse co ck and also say mean things like “put [my] pork in their chops” and wanting to swallow my children. It was all too much for me, how could they do that to the children? Not to mention I have humongous balls as well. The girls teased me asking me to marinate my testicles in their mouth. So yes, everything you’ve seen about me is true. I have an extremely large co ck and big balls. All I can say is that I’m sorry, and I hope we can all move on from this point on.

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