[Peter is watching a pornographic video]
Woman on Tape: How about some whipped cream...
Peter: Ohh! That's always good.
Woman on Tape: ...and some cinnamon.
Peter: Ohh! Oh, that's good too.
Woman on Tape: And then guess what? I'm going to add...
Peter: Ah, Jeez! If she says "Mrs. Dash" I'm going to lose it.
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Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
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New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
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"To undertake a project, as the word's derivation indicates, means to cast an
idea out ahead of oneself so that it gains autonomy and is fulfilled not only
by the efforts of its originator but, indeed, independently of him as well.
-- Czeslaw Milosz
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Bigmac's brother was reliably believed to be in the job of moving video
recorders around in an informal way.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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