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👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣3️⃣ ♥♥♥♥-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍

I am sorry for disturbing you fine people at this late hour however does anyone know of a way to get my balls out of a Mason jar? I was teabagging one and fell which sent my testicles soaring at Mach speed towards the opening of the jar and now they’re stuck. I tried covering them in butter but all that did was get pubes in it. It hurts pretty bad and mom is going to be home in about 30 minutes. She caught me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a fish tank a few days ago and said she’d disown me if she caught me doing some weird ♥♥♥♥ like that again. I’m really in a pickle here and need your help. Thanks guys :)

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