Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
-- Jack Kerouac
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Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is
paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
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The Briggs-Chase Law of Program Development:
To determine how long it will take to write and debug a
program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add
one, and convert to the next higher units.
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Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve
him. Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your
shop?"
"Of course."
"Have you ever seen me before?"
"Never."
"Then how do you know it was me?"
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Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the
book or even what book.
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In war, truth is the first casualty.
-- U Thant
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"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."
-- Paul White
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+rep good teammate

мне кажется у него там седечный приступ
он умер походу

забирай посейдон

изи пасейдон за 8к

госопди
да ты богат теперь
поздравляю