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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2017 @ 3:59am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2018 @ 8:58am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 11:14am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 9:24am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 10:01am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:05am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 3:05am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:50am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 11:16am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2020 @ 8:31am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 7:45am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 9:56am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:24pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:13pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 6:10am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 3:51am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 6:20am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 10:37am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 6:27am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:13am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 2:33am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 3:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:12pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 2:17am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2020 @ 10:06am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2020 @ 5:16am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?