"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
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Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
(By komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark Komarinski)
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Molecule, n.:
The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished
from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a
closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of
matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the
atom in that it is an ion ...
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Do you suffer painful elimination?
-- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"

Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"

Do you suffer painful illumination?
-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"

Do you suffer painful hallucination?
-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
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