Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.
Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
"What? Why not?" asks the snake.
"Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."
ㅤ* Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!