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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:23

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 31 okt, 2021 @ 17:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 19:23

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Upplåst 12 nov, 2021 @ 20:30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 19:00

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Upplåst 12 nov, 2021 @ 19:57

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:42

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 31 okt, 2021 @ 19:34

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 1 nov, 2021 @ 15:18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 19:48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 20:14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 21:07

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 9:49

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Upplåst 15 jan, 2022 @ 23:02

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 18:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 19:34

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 20:00

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 18:37

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 21:26

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 19:09

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 1 nov, 2021 @ 14:38

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 18:25

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 1 nov, 2021 @ 14:36

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 18:39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 21:03

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 21:18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 10:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 1 nov, 2021 @ 15:08

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 18:37

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Upplåst 20 jan, 2022 @ 16:19

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 12 nov, 2021 @ 20:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 18:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 21:10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Upplåst 22 jan, 2022 @ 17:30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 22 jan, 2022 @ 17:30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Upplåst 22 jan, 2022 @ 13:42

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Upplåst 10 nov, 2021 @ 18:05

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Upplåst 27 jan, 2022 @ 13:05

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Upplåst 8 nov, 2021 @ 18:54

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 19:23

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 18:29

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 1 nov, 2021 @ 15:17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Upplåst 12 nov, 2021 @ 20:29

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 21:56

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 8 nov, 2021 @ 20:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 10:34

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 19:49

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:59

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 19:26

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 31 okt, 2021 @ 17:39

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 1 nov, 2021 @ 14:37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 18:22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:44

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 12 nov, 2021 @ 20:19

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Upplåst 16 jan, 2022 @ 12:43

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:05

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 21:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 18:39

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 10:39

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 10 nov, 2021 @ 18:21

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Upplåst 9 nov, 2021 @ 21:24

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Upplåst 3 nov, 2021 @ 21:01

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Upplåst 31 okt, 2021 @ 17:23

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Upplåst 29 okt, 2021 @ 20:53

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Upplåst 10 nov, 2021 @ 17:56

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 19 jan, 2022 @ 21:16

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Upplåst 6 nov, 2021 @ 9:52

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 20 nov, 2021 @ 12:18

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Upplåst 20 nov, 2021 @ 13:20

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 22:43

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Upplåst 15 jan, 2022 @ 15:28

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Upplåst 16 jan, 2022 @ 12:23

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Upplåst 28 jan, 2022 @ 10:45

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Upplåst 31 jan, 2022 @ 18:31

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 28 jan, 2022 @ 10:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2021 @ 11:01

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2021 @ 11:23

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Upplåst 8 jan, 2022 @ 11:40

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Upplåst 20 nov, 2021 @ 14:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Upplåst 20 nov, 2021 @ 14:27

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 23:08

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 22:41

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Upplåst 8 jan, 2022 @ 11:36

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 22:14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 22:30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Upplåst 13 jan, 2022 @ 21:47

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Upplåst 4 nov, 2021 @ 18:43

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Upplåst 31 okt, 2021 @ 19:15