least retarded dishwasher, try actually playing the game next time

aint my fault ur ass at the game xD uninstall

+rep Great survivor, disarming the naughty traps all game with me xD

+rep lovely and funny ghostie <3

-rep knows in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3''03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base States for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

+rep australium dropper W