You can't fall off the floor.
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The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
-- Stevenson, "Treasure Island"
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We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.
-- Jean de la Bruyere
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Given my druthers, I'd druther not.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Stewie: The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten!
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Bender: I need a calculator.
Fry: You are a calculator.
Bender: I need a good calculator.
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panic("Foooooooood fight!");
-- In the kernel source aha1542.c, after detecting a bad segment list
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-rep boosted poland jew

THIS GUY IS HACKER

accept?^^

noob hacker

pls delete csgo don't play it anymore 15 rounds zero kills omg