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Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."
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"Are you all right?" -Leela
"Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bender
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He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the
night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his
senses until the day of judgement.
-- Saadi
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
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<Culus> there is 150 meg in the /tmp dir! DEAR LORD
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QOTD:
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
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Mix's Law:
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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