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Go Left

Move to the left.
Alcançada em 3/mar./2019 às 12:35

Go Right

Move to the right.
Alcançada em 3/mar./2019 às 12:35

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Alcançada em 3/mar./2019 às 12:47

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Alcançada em 3/mar./2019 às 13:19

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Alcançada em 4/mar./2019 às 8:15

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Alcançada em 4/mar./2019 às 8:22

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Alcançada em 4/mar./2019 às 8:15

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Alcançada em 18/abr./2022 às 12:16



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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