"beans are good and so are is lettuce"

"why do people hate carpool tunnel? it saves gas..."

"um uhh please get off the counter"

"my dog fainted or farted... either way its a good thing to beheld"

"How come the frogs get to climb walls but I cant climb walls?? its prolly cause they green or something"

"jeans are over rated, because they are"

"ask me who kevin is"

"I know where babies come from but where do hamburgers come from???"

"blep" -lamb of god (not from me from my favorite christian rock band)

"not only do fans blow air but they also blow my fart smells!"

"seven is the best number because its the most symmetrical, or is it the most obtuse?..."

"wuss"

"beat boxers really gotta step up their game when they actually face real boxers"

"teeth are just little snails that help slice your bread into smaller breads so you can eat them better"

"wheret is the bath rooms? i need to pee."

"electricity is crazy, it does like zappy stuff and makes things go bzzz and baaacoooo!"

"i can spleak alot of languages just ask and I will speak"

"the most pointiest things are often the most hard to eat, like rocks and stuff like that"

"copy and paste? more like copy and fart!"