一起去酒店玩游戏吖,长腿 各种制服都可以.

Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven
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Peter: [shouts] Rock lobster!
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To err is humor.
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Cleveland: Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?
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He laughs at every joke three times... once when it's told, once when
it's explained, and once when he understands it.
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A subversive is anyone who can out-argue their government.
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You may already be a loser.
-- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
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В мм, когда я вышел?

Fcking idiot cheater and prefire <3 get vac

i love you bro <3

nice cheats