this THING (gay)

his paws are soft

This dude was FOR REAL the wildest Grindr date I've ever been on. We met up at his place and the vibe was there from the very start. He noticed my Thrasher X Supreme tee and the conversation quickly delved into skating with him showing me his collection of classic Tech Decks. In the middle of the show and tell, I took one of the boards and flaunted my kickflip to nose manual combo on his desk.

He was very impressed.

One thing led to another and now homie was laying on his tummy, cake to the ceiling and ready for whatever to come next. I knew what had to happen. The gap between bro's spread cheeks created the perfect half-pipe for the red Baker Tech Deck still in my grasp. I proceeded to roll the board from atop his crack downward. When approaching his hole, I nollie flipped over the gap and landed with a nosegrind down the entire length of his perineum. While the feat was never caught on camera, it was certainly FELT.

+rep

SLICK UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

love to see u in baby oil

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Youre usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.