Bow down for It is I Sir Hot Charles thy III, master of thyne great ♥♥♥♥♥, layer of thots, enjoyer of scantly dressed lasses, connosieur of buxxom vixens, affiliate to the ♥♥♥♥♥-mongering guid, saviour of queens, marshal of sows, lover of anyone in close viccinity, of whitch thou art in thyne presence.