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Relatable. I have a fetish for filling up my intestines with gravy. I mean completely filling up to the point where my stomach is purple and inflated. That's when I start watching the episode from Ed Edd 'n' Eddy where the 3 ed boys switch places with each other. I start beating my ♥♥♥♥, gradually speeding up until I reach the part where double D falls into Ed's secret bathtub of gravy. That's the moment I relaxed my bowels and let the mixture of ♥♥♥♥, intestinal bacteria and gravy spray out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as I keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the same time. This goes for like 2 minutes straight, then I lay down on the floor resting in the product of my sinful acts, while singing the Ed' Edd 'n' Eddy opening as I think about Naz's cute face.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.