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4.4 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
A pretty fun run-n-gun through time, even if a little unpolished.

However it's brought to its knees by two absolutely horrible boss fights against Fabreen himself, in both the 20's and 2010's. The 2010's, in particular, feels like a fight against an armored F1 car with a phalanx cannon mounted to it. Damage is practically unavoidable when running between cover, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the infinitely respawning enemies, the severe shortage of heath pickups, and the total lack of ammo pickups, while Fabreen takes more bullets than an elephant with no sign of how close he is to death.

Other than that, though, it's a damn fine way to spend a few hours without spending a couple bucks. Would recommend playing if you've got nothing else to do.
Posted 5 February.
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2.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
If you've ever been one-tapped by a scav in tarkov, you'll feel right at home
Posted 10 January.
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206.5 hrs on record (203.3 hrs at review time)
The true successor to assault squad 2, fun as hell, and with even more to come.
Posted 21 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Essentially a singleplayer/coop mission pack for the liberation DLC, the missions are pretty good, but don't expect anything for multiplayer/conquest other than the flakvierling.
Posted 8 December, 2024.
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9.1 hrs on record
like TBOI minus everything but the gambling
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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2.9 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>Patch released
>Hunter-killers don't spawn when you sneeze anymore
>Enemies no longer become omniscient when you go to extract
>Go into raid
>Get through with no combat, good loot
>Were still a couple cases of squads spawning right in front of me
>Start extract timer
>One squad was nearby, I have to kill them
>Get the drop on them, kill one soldier right away
>Entire enemy squad spawns behind me
>Die instantly

Give it some more time in the oven, then we'll talk
Posted 26 September, 2024. Last edited 26 September, 2024.
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128.2 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Kind of like the heroes part of heroes and generals, but actually fun
Posted 26 July, 2024.
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2.2 hrs on record
A bit amateurish at the moment, but very promising (and free), keep an eye on this one!
Posted 25 May, 2024.
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4.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A bit content-dry at the moment, but still great fun!
Posted 1 May, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
At the present time, I cannot recommend this game.
Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of potential here, but it will take a LOT of work to earn that $30 price tag.

1. Economy
The (currently) badly balanced contract system makes the game feel as if the world doesn't care about you. Contracts are the ONLY way to make money, so you want to get as many as possible, right? Well, that's part of the problem, as contracts are very rare, coming maybe once or twice a year if you're lucky, and only call for a maximum of 30 (default 20) tanks. As you can imagine, this leads to a lot of sitting around and waiting, giving your engineers ample time to create new designs for tanks that you'll never make because you go bankrupt waiting for the next contract. It essentially feels like you're living paycheck to paycheck, but you're a corporation assembling tanks, rather than a Walmart employee.

2. Battle
For a game about designing, building, and watching tanks fight, you sure don't see a lot of the latter. In the 3 in-game years I played, my tanks fought a total of TWICE, thanks to both how slowly the battles are fought, and how few actually involve tanks. Not only that, but both times used my first model of tank, which was more than a bit ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and is probably more fit as an actual water tank, so I never got to see how much better my later models were.

3. Tutorial
This is definitely nitpicky, but the tutorial is pretty ♥♥♥♥. It's essentially a couple walls of text that force you into menus, and do pretty much nothing else. It doesn't even properly show you how to use all the systems towards your benefit, like cloning significantly reducing the amount of hours to make a new tank variant. A better one would be appreciated, but please focus elsewhere first.
Posted 21 April, 2024. Last edited 3 September, 2024.
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