If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.
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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
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I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
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There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman
is one of them.
-- Ralston
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Stewie: Okay, I got it, I got it. If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar. [laughs]
Stewie: Oh, that's right, I went there. [cut to Happy Go-Lucky Toys, Inc]
Peter: Okay, okay, wait, here's another one. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. [everybody laughs]
Man: Good one Peter.
Man 2: That's what they're for all right.
Lady: Are you telling jokes? I love jokes.
Peter: All right, then you'll love this one, okay. Why do women have boobs? [she stares at him angrily]
Peter: So you got something to look at while you're talking to them [she'