nice shot

+rep AWP wizard

another bot cheater

Precision kills

Legend says Shroud wasn’t just the fastest AWPer or deadliest rifler—he was also a therapist, fixing trauma while clutching 1v5s. Teammates would find themselves in awe as he defused bombs and fixed their childhood trauma simultaneously.

One day, a teammate asked, “Shroud, how do you land those one-taps so easily?” Without missing a headshot, he replied, “It’s not about aim—it’s about believing in the crosshair and forgiving your missed shots.”

The enemy team, struck by his wisdom, typed: “Shroud, help us. We can’t stop blaming each other for losing eco rounds.” Shroud flicked three of them at once and said, “Stop blaming. Start fragging.” They surrendered, leaving their broken egos behind.

Rumor has it, if you type “+rep Shroud” three times in your console, he might appear in your next match to guide you—or at least teach you how to hold an angle properly.

+rep faceit pistol God