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sooub 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41pm 
so funny story right i met this guy bletshr at the grocery store and he bought all my grocerys and because he noticed my SMITE varsity jacket!! let me tell u, his pockets... DEEEP. ryan thickpockets. ANY WHO! he asked my ign and said we should play SMITE later. my stomach is just butterflies at this point right XD XD. face beat red. he immedietly can tell im into him :P. Instead of the SMITE he reccomends we just "HANGOUT" at his place.. *GULP* didnt know things could escalate that quickly from the grocery store.. anyway we went back to his place, nice glass of champagne, nice steak.. we chat about our lives. then we decide to hit the bedroom, but while walking past his bedroom i see something that made me know to get out... ASAP!! on his pc he had SMITE open.. on his account page.... and i saw he played more joust than conq.. he immediately notices me look nervous. he tells me.. sit down..... or else. ive been trapped in his basement now grinding RANKED JOUST MMR.